loverrtits:

pinkcookiedimples:

How To Deal With Thirsty Mofos 101

😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😂😂😂

loverrtits:

pinkcookiedimples:

How To Deal With Thirsty Mofos 101

😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😂😂😂

caelas:

saying feminism is unnecessary because you don’t feel oppressed is like saying fire extinguishers are unnecessary because your house isn’t on fire

Brazilian model Alexandre Cunha was paired with a three-year-old moptop to showcase Smalto’s matching child-sized and adult tuxedos. Unfortunately, while the pressure of performing didn’t faze the buff Brazilian, his partner broke down in tears as they were striding the catwalk:

Once, I was supposed to close a show with a 3-year-old kid and we both had matching outfits. During rehearsal, everything went as planned, but on the day of the show he started crying halfway down the runway, so in my head I thought, “What am I supposed to do?!” I ended up picking him up and I carried him to the end of the runway.

oedipus-sex:

imagine your current friend group but dwayne the rock johnson is an unquestioned part of it

quilavaflare:

wifiey:

ianoshea:

me when I work out

which episode of game of thrones is this

all of them

i show my affection to my friends by gently bullying them

onecelestialbeing:

housewifeswag:

excusemyhubris:

zayoken:

She’s cute

she’s just saying that because it’s probably difficult to reach her vagina.

you obviously have no idea how the female anatomy works and I’m assuming that’s because you’ve never touched a vagina in real life so why don’t you pipe the fuck down. pro tip: you can use your tears as lube while you’re masturbating tonight.

BURN