best-of-memes:

When I find the perfect rock on the ground to add to my rock collection

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methhomework:

iwishihadafather:

Frequently asked questions

is he gay

"I’m an adult, but not like a real adult"
- anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

mydogsnokes:

i miss when i was like 12 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i’m only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake

gamzee:

Fall in the front line back to middle earth

tutuchains:

dirkbot:

things they don’t show you in porn:

  • elbowing each other in the face
  • leg cramps
  • queefing
  • accidentally pulling each other’s hair
  • ass pubes

things they also don’t show in porn:

  • sleepy morning sex
  • mutual giggle fits over awkward situations
  • sex fading into cuddles fading into sex and back into cuddles
  • your lover’s o face

so don’t ever compare yourself to porn thank you

I thought this said prom and I got very concerned

kanyes-wife:

i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear